Disclaimer on this Fantasy Medical Advice

Using this board implies that you exempt us from any liability, present or future.

The medical advice in this board or in email exchanges does not replace a conventional medical consultation.

Some situations can receive general advice without extensive analysis of the patient case, history and studies. Others can not. The user will be notified when his/her case is not suitable for online consultation.

We are not liable for any damages.

The value of our opinions equals what you paid for it, zero.

We hereby declare that our medical advice is absolutely insufficient for any reasonable decision on your part.

We do not guarrantee anything.

We do not committ ourselves in any opinion.

If you follow our advice you are acting irresponsibly.

We are bound by the laws of the country where this board is edited (somewhere in South America), which has no absolutely no laws against this online fantasy international medical advice.

Indeed, we are based in an iceberg floating around Antarctica, waving the pirate flag, outside any legal jurisdiction.

We are also under the age of 12, so our writings are mischievous, random, purposeless and erratic.

We do not speak English.

We DO not knou hou tooo rite.

Also, we do not exist.

If you still want to follow our medical advice, go ahead. We told you.